Cool Funny Facts – a must read! (Did you know…)
I recieved this email long time ago, and I kept it ’cause it was really awsome and funny, check it out:
Did You Know …
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that’s more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death. (Creepy.)
(I’m still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)
The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
(“Honey, I’m home. What the….?!”)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping
the length of a football field.
(30 minutes… lucky pig. can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm……..)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people.
(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing……………….)
A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
Hope you liked it ![]()
PS – I dont know if all this is actually true, but I found it very amusing
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hilarious….. i wonder if its true but still awsome… and the elephant definatly isnt true, fat people cant jump either
you know that is mean and me being a fat person it hurts my feelings but i dont care i weight 145kg and i i am 5 foot 9 but you know what i can jump so shut your cake hole.
the previous is fake i was bored that isnt my real name but still be nice to fat ppl because 1 day u could be fat so like i said SHUT YOUR CAKE HOLE
oi man, he is only saying elephants cant jump but he doesnt mean fat people cant jump either, so shut your mouth
Yeah.. Godd, Keep your hair on.
i bet you aint even fat.
if you are then its your own fault.
EXCERSISE.
wtf fatty? your talking about cake and whining about your weight.
idk why you people are so rude. you can be all skinny in your head but sitting behind that computer you are most likely just lazy fat ass on the computer with no life. and cake, everyone its it, its yummy dummy. d:
you need to grow the f up….. get a life its the internet, howw do you cope in the real world you just took something a random fact and implied that someone called you fat… get the f over it.
fatso… there now that should piss you off… and give you a reality check when you assume things you make an ass out of u and me
…. People can be so mean
all I have to say bout the matter… I FEEL SMART [buzzing] :]
ahahahahaha! That’s just wrong lol
Lmao. That made my day .
ant’s cant jump..
neither can a giraffe..
snakes.. parrots..
AND THE MOST IMPORTANT ANIMAL.. a snail.
or like my bf said, those are no animals.. ><
Lol lisa you told em’
thanks for proving N AMAZING POINT xD!!! (bah) O.O wow,sheeeeeeeeep, MOOOOO
that is mean and most defiantly not true! i saw a huge fat person jump the other day! so hush you mouth because more than likely your the next fatty. /:<
hehe..dat was cool Matie!!….
fuck you!!! fat people are beautiful and they will jump on your ass until it turns flat!!! HAHAHA BITCH!!
Haha Eitam, Fat people can jump, it’s just much harder; lol, just kidding. Thanks for comment
Eeeee this is amazingly funny, and interesting. Hahahaha.
lmao .. pretty funny i realy liked it
Agree 100%
OMG this site is amazing. But disturbing, really. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
i agree
Wow…AGREED O.O MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! still buzzing
Disturbing? Why?
Well now.. curious thing about those lions mating 50 times a day and having time to sleep 16-20 hours per day. It would mean that they go at it every 7 minutes. ( wonder how much they last ). So it basically means that they only sleep and f***. (and they call me lazy)
I enjoyed reading the site.. it’s pretty neat
Everyone has time for sex silly (:
Isn’t the human heart the most powerful muscle in ur body???
it is a muscle but not the strongest the strongest muscle in your body is the tongue
no..its d tounge
no.. but it’s the most important…
No the tongue is
Really, I don’t think it’s a muscle though…
No… The tongue is strongest…
The tongue is strongest for size…
example: if your tongue was as big (in mass) as your bicep, your tongue would be stronger but in every day life you can lift more with your bicep
The human heart is actually the strongest muscle in your body, and yes it is a muscle. Good thing to know that I guess, that’s what I’ve been told anyway.
It is a muscle, but not the strongest
it is though the most imortant
my mother is a nurse and told me this: your tongue is VERY strong; think about it…. but your heart works more….it works EVERY SECOND of your life. it is a muscle and it is as strong as your tongue. she has been in school to be a nurse for 10 years. shes not wrong…so does that answer your questions/coments?
Green day girl pulled rank on her mother how sad she mustve not been listening
Yes, it does, greendaygirl, thank you.
Well, I think we got the point here, that what is important.
Thanks for the comments and be back soon!
that pig is in heaven!
Well now i think i must be a piggy! Þ=
And i agree about the fat thing i dont think that mountions can jump. Oh and i want to live off of beans so i can make a nuke…Now i will rule the world … till i actidentally blow my self up. =) I loved the` facts!! Oh did you know that there are 100 million people having sex every day.
dID YOU KNOW THAT an average person’s life time they have sex for 7 to 12 hours.
Only 7 to 12? It seems like it’d be more than that for some reason. Hmm. Thanks for the comment, YoukoKuama! And thanks for stopping by.
Wow! Funny! I like the cat-pee one! who sent u this? I want a copy!
I don’t think banging your head on a wall for an hour is worth it if you only lose 150 calories, but the praying mantis thing is awesome!!
ttly is…gr8 way 2 pass tym at wrk..lol
ha ha funny as hell
i am ambidextrous, and i split the difference?!!
So about the pig…why would anyone want to test for that, how did they test for that? That was someone’s job. Like, “what did you do at work today?” “Oh nothing, just got a pig off and timed it’s orgasm” WTF
OMGGGGGG lol 4 real your rite… could you imagine going home and telling your wife or husband that. and how the hell would you time the orgasm….???? do opigs moan like humans?
mayb he wanted 2 do it wid him
this is a realy goot facts but u need to put a cat one on here waht its sitting on the loo but did u know that a chicken once had his head cut off but still lived for 18 mounths and again thank you for putting this facts stuff on line nd sharing it with all of us thakn you we are all at school learing about facts and i think that theases are great
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i liked the replys and can u send me more funny facts please to my emai l please thank you
did you know that your mum is so fat and round that she cant get down the bledy stairs ha ha ha ha ha ha
haha that pig must be in heaven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These facts are soooooooooo cool. Did you know that a day is 1 billionth longer than yesterday!
okay i got one, The inventor of the flush toilet was named Thomas Crapper ^^
Omfg.I want to be that damn pig.
to hell with that pag, ladies, allready at 30 mins
damm thats all rong well most of it i dint know about the pig. thas cool as hell.
haha i love this i really hate the right handed peope thing and the left handed people thing…IM LEFT HANDED
me 2 sista! its really supposed 2 b leftys live longer
omg this is hilarious i love the lions having sex one like 50 times tahts hilairous… i only wish this was all true
Good stuff, I “Stumbled” you. My DIGG account got messed up but I like Stumbling better anyway.
wow this is freakin awesome!!!esp the parts with the ostrich and starfish love the comments u madebout em
HAHAHAHAHH OMG So Funny Hilarious
but ive question
“The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.”
which head she rapes off? O.o
xDDDDDDD
funny!!i will start from tomorrow to yell,and finally in 8 years,7 months and 6 days i will enjoy my goooooooooood cup of coffee!!!but how much do ou have to yell to make somethin boil??that could be useful!
just joking…funny fact anyway!
these facts are great!! and, i kinda want to be a pig now….
i fainted that was so cool. no realy i just left the er. i hope this is true
Why does everyone wunna to be a pig? thats gross you rather eat poop and bath with dirt jus to have an orgasm? wow lol swines! Imagine a pig-lion mixed lmaooooo!
hahaha lmao oh god your funny!! thats true why be a nasty fat pig? when you can have your orgasm any time you want and not exacly 30 minutes? haha nice comment haha
Hahaa!!! Omgg the pig one if funnnyyyy(:
So Hilarious but cool….
i wish id married a sow instead of a cow ha ha
omfg….that just makes me wanna bang someone 2nite….anyone free 4 a appointment?;)
strange!!
I usually don’t usually post on many another Blogs, yet I just has to say thank you… keep up the amazing work. Ok regrettably its time to get to school.
Omg so im gonna die 6 years before my mum ….. shes alwredy dead thow ..
lmao wow a pig can last tht long? o3o i wonder if a human can if they tried really hard LMAO! im not testing that XD sombody else can but that’d be weird if they could
hahaha very entertaining & educational lol & i agree Lucky pig.
personaly i would rather be human! i mean seriously, i would NOT wanna live in slop and dirt 4 my whole life! YUK! but was really entertaining and quite funny…
BUT IM LEFT HANDED! i hope thats not true coz i dont wanna die b4 my sister! :’(
lofl,if elephants could jump we would have earthquakes more often x_x GOD BLESS YOU
it soooooooooo coolo so lions mate 50 times a day 4 no reasons
did you know that pigs are weird…………… So am i lol
I really loved this website, but it is veryyyyyyy disturbimg but i think its funny
hey dude…ur coments were funny
“Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump”
What kind of weird ass animals do you get in your country?
I mean, what kind of weird ass turtles do you get in your country?
Have you ever seen a hippo or a rhino or even a giraffe jump ?
A giraffe has the tallest orgasm
Did you know, Your Mum Will have smaller boobs than here daughter.
I know what your thinking, A Sick Joke
But its True!
did`ja also know that the MATCH was invented after the Lighter?!
all the funny fects were really wonderful especially one about the pig……..
hiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Actually I think that the facts are really interesting because I did not know that my tongue is the strongest muscle. I think they didn’t had those facts from themselves. Maybe they looked on the internet for facts and just typed it down as if they already know it. So I think that the facts aren’t true. Except that fact about the elephant. They actually can’t jump. So if you think I’m right, just send me a message on trisha_mensah@yahoo.co.uk.
I want to be a pig!!!!
these are really helpful!!!!! ;D
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL THE PIG!! THAT WAS SOO FUNNY!! YOUR SO FUNNY WHEN YOU KEPT MENTIONING IT x
OINK OINK!!!!!
wtf is oink oink 4
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frosted flakes r more than good their great!…………….lol
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I LOVED THIS ITS SO HILARIOUS
I DIDNT KNOW HOW HORNY PIGS WERE SO HORNY UNTIL NOW :O
IT WAS JUST SO FUNNY I GIVE YOU PROPS FOR WHO WRO
I’m in shock that bears are left-handed! Are they seriously the spawn of the devil? Freaky!
why not:)
the elephant one is not true. the record was broken an eleplant jumped 5 cm off ground
wow! You people really do know how to waste your time on this site!!
those r weird,funny,and interstaing
entertaining
Wow coming here and reading a few of the comments made me realise just how bored I am… O.o shocking
you all a bunch of fat people tht love pigs, fact, pigs will eat humans if they were hungrier enough, its the best way to dispose of fat neighbour next door.
is that true about left handed people ? ha
Hi, my name is christina daisy manning. I am a anatomy teacher and it is true. The tongue really is the strongest muscle.
the comments are funnyer than the facts.
WTF , its nott funny when people repeat excesivly about the PIGLET! D:<
Its not true. STOP TALKING ABOUT PIGLET
you guys are fighting about fat people…? LOL. i already knew about the cat urine under blacklight cuz my cat was in my room one day sitting in one area for a long time!! haha then the next day my mom bought me a blacklight light cuz had really wanted one and when i put it in, i saw this glowing circle right where my cat was!! Oh Monster>.< (thats my cats name::P)
sweet i wasnt sure if thats true or not but since my grandma has 11 cats i could find out easily
>:P
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Wow I didnt know any of them then again why the hell would I O_O
Did you know that kangaroos can’t jump backwards?
haha
LOL.
hey hey, wow this made me crack up!! omg that “Its Me” character was really bored!!!!anyhoo hilarious stuff!!!hahahaha.
I’ll be the female pig you be the male we will do sex in 10 mins whatsay?
hahahah this is so funnnyy!
Wow
dis site is so cool even if its sound strange
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ya der is …….becauz im more famous :p
jokin he is deee bestttt
Do u know dat Michael Jackson is the most famous human being,in dis planet?
Mayb that’s y polarbairs r almost xtinkt
Lol it wz hilarious guys all the info n ur comments…
this is stupid
cool, i like it
please keep going
Hey! I know, for fact, that the cat’s urine glowing under the black light is true, the girl pray mantis bites off the male’s head, a flea can jump 350 times it’s body length, and a cockroach’s head comes off- it can live for nine days after.
Lol xD
i wish humans where also pigs…..:p
Haha this is amazing(: i love it
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hahahaha very funny.
All thus arguing I just got on this website its pathetic saying that fat people cant jump…when they can -.- SO GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT AND STOP FIGHTING OVER WEIGHT BTW FAT PPL CAN I REPEAT CAN JUMP :/
y do u post it as did u know if u dont no its true???????????????
i love u its me as u said if u want a boy freind i need a girlfreind lol i guess we are on the same side, this blog seems to be more chat than a fuckin non-intresting ideas or what ever it is i love u itsmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
lol and that was me,ill speak some spanish,ill see if i can make it alive,porque jo quero vivire nooooo amandose quero vorar ,,,,,,,,, what ever i love u by the way
guys jus shut the f*** up by the way did you know a crocodile cant sick out its tongue or move it otherwise
I would not touch a crocodile)))
tell me about it
did you knw pigs cant physically look at the sun
In the zoo wanted to pat … However he did not bite (thank God), but pretty scared!
wow. =D
all fat people should blow there fat fucking heads off, pieces of shit!!!