Cool Funny Facts – a must read! (Did you know…)

23Jan07

I recieved this email long time ago, and I kept it ’cause it was really awsome and funny, check it out:

Did You Know …
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that’s more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death. (Creepy.)

(I’m still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)

The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.

(“Honey, I’m home. What the….?!”)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping
the length of a football field.

(30 minutes… lucky pig. can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm……..)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people.

(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(OK, so that would be a good thing……………….)

A cat’s urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Hope you liked it :)
PS – I dont know if all this is actually true, but I found it very amusing



191 Responses to “Cool Funny Facts – a must read! (Did you know…)”

  1. 1 Matie

    hilarious….. i wonder if its true but still awsome… and the elephant definatly isnt true, fat people cant jump either :)

    • 2 john

      you know that is mean and me being a fat person it hurts my feelings but i dont care i weight 145kg and i i am 5 foot 9 but you know what i can jump so shut your cake hole.

      the previous is fake i was bored that isnt my real name but still be nice to fat ppl because 1 day u could be fat so like i said SHUT YOUR CAKE HOLE

      • 3 Stacey

        oi man, he is only saying elephants cant jump but he doesnt mean fat people cant jump either, so shut your mouth

      • 4 Alice

        Yeah.. Godd, Keep your hair on.
        i bet you aint even fat.
        if you are then its your own fault.
        EXCERSISE.

      • wtf fatty? your talking about cake and whining about your weight.

      • 6 jasmin

        idk why you people are so rude. you can be all skinny in your head but sitting behind that computer you are most likely just lazy fat ass on the computer with no life. and cake, everyone its it, its yummy dummy. d:

      • 7 todd sirvirus

        you need to grow the f up….. get a life its the internet, howw do you cope in the real world you just took something a random fact and implied that someone called you fat… get the f over it.

      • 8 todd sirvirus

        fatso… there now that should piss you off… and give you a reality check when you assume things you make an ass out of u and me

      • …. People can be so mean :o all I have to say bout the matter… I FEEL SMART [buzzing] :]

    • 10 Jo

      ahahahahaha! That’s just wrong lol

    • 12 Lisa

      ant’s cant jump..
      neither can a giraffe..
      snakes.. parrots..
      AND THE MOST IMPORTANT ANIMAL.. a snail.
      or like my bf said, those are no animals.. ><

      • Lol lisa you told em’ :) thanks for proving N AMAZING POINT xD!!! (bah) O.O wow,sheeeeeeeeep, MOOOOO

    • 14 jasmin

      that is mean and most defiantly not true! i saw a huge fat person jump the other day! so hush you mouth because more than likely your the next fatty. /:<

    • 15 saumya

      hehe..dat was cool Matie!!…. :)

    • fuck you!!! fat people are beautiful and they will jump on your ass until it turns flat!!! HAHAHA BITCH!!

  2. Haha Eitam, Fat people can jump, it’s just much harder; lol, just kidding. Thanks for comment

  3. Eeeee this is amazingly funny, and interesting. Hahahaha.

  4. lmao .. pretty funny i realy liked it :)

  5. 21 Peneloppie

    OMG this site is amazing. But disturbing, really. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  6. Disturbing? Why?

  7. 25 Alexxxxx

    Well now.. curious thing about those lions mating 50 times a day and having time to sleep 16-20 hours per day. It would mean that they go at it every 7 minutes. ( wonder how much they last ). So it basically means that they only sleep and f***. (and they call me lazy)
    I enjoyed reading the site.. it’s pretty neat :D

  8. 27 Pacmanstyle

    Isn’t the human heart the most powerful muscle in ur body???

  9. Really, I don’t think it’s a muscle though…

  10. 33 Thanatos

    No… The tongue is strongest…

    • 34 AJ

      The tongue is strongest for size…
      example: if your tongue was as big (in mass) as your bicep, your tongue would be stronger but in every day life you can lift more with your bicep

  11. The human heart is actually the strongest muscle in your body, and yes it is a muscle. Good thing to know that I guess, that’s what I’ve been told anyway.

    • 36 robert

      It is a muscle, but not the strongest
      it is though the most imortant

  12. 37 greendaygirl

    my mother is a nurse and told me this: your tongue is VERY strong; think about it…. but your heart works more….it works EVERY SECOND of your life. it is a muscle and it is as strong as your tongue. she has been in school to be a nurse for 10 years. shes not wrong…so does that answer your questions/coments?

  13. Yes, it does, greendaygirl, thank you.

  14. 40 Dor

    Well, I think we got the point here, that what is important.
    Thanks for the comments and be back soon!

  15. that pig is in heaven!

  16. 42 YoukoKuama

    Well now i think i must be a piggy! Þ=
    And i agree about the fat thing i dont think that mountions can jump. Oh and i want to live off of beans so i can make a nuke…Now i will rule the world … till i actidentally blow my self up. =) I loved the` facts!! Oh did you know that there are 100 million people having sex every day.
    dID YOU KNOW THAT an average person’s life time they have sex for 7 to 12 hours.

  17. Only 7 to 12? It seems like it’d be more than that for some reason. Hmm. Thanks for the comment, YoukoKuama! And thanks for stopping by.

  18. Wow! Funny! I like the cat-pee one! who sent u this? I want a copy!

  19. 45 Susu_5Snazzel

    I don’t think banging your head on a wall for an hour is worth it if you only lose 150 calories, but the praying mantis thing is awesome!!

  20. 47 bradymcghee

    ha ha funny as hell

  21. i am ambidextrous, and i split the difference?!!

  22. 49 Roco

    So about the pig…why would anyone want to test for that, how did they test for that? That was someone’s job. Like, “what did you do at work today?” “Oh nothing, just got a pig off and timed it’s orgasm” WTF

    • 50 helana

      OMGGGGGG lol 4 real your rite… could you imagine going home and telling your wife or husband that. and how the hell would you time the orgasm….???? do opigs moan like humans?

    • 51 kan-z

      mayb he wanted 2 do it wid him

  23. this is a realy goot facts but u need to put a cat one on here waht its sitting on the loo but did u know that a chicken once had his head cut off but still lived for 18 mounths and again thank you for putting this facts stuff on line nd sharing it with all of us thakn you we are all at school learing about facts and i think that theases are great

  24. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i liked the replys and can u send me more funny facts please to my emai l please thank you

  25. did you know that your mum is so fat and round that she cant get down the bledy stairs ha ha ha ha ha ha

  26. 55 ozzy

    haha that pig must be in heaven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. These facts are soooooooooo cool. Did you know that a day is 1 billionth longer than yesterday!

  28. 57 iMat

    okay i got one, The inventor of the flush toilet was named Thomas Crapper ^^

  29. 58 Iwannabeapiggy(:

    Omfg.I want to be that damn pig.

  30. 59 tohellwiththepig

    to hell with that pag, ladies, allready at 30 mins

  31. 60 mexican

    damm thats all rong well most of it i dint know about the pig. thas cool as hell.

  32. 61 catherine

    haha i love this i really hate the right handed peope thing and the left handed people thing…IM LEFT HANDED

    • 62 leftybabe

      me 2 sista! its really supposed 2 b leftys live longer

  33. 63 JULIANA

    omg this is hilarious i love the lions having sex one like 50 times tahts hilairous… i only wish this was all true

  34. Good stuff, I “Stumbled” you. My DIGG account got messed up but I like Stumbling better anyway.

  35. 65 larry

    wow this is freakin awesome!!!esp the parts with the ostrich and starfish love the comments u madebout em

  36. 66 Cookie Owns You

    HAHAHAHAHH OMG So Funny Hilarious

    but ive question
    “The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
    body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.”

    which head she rapes off? O.o

    xDDDDDDD

  37. 67 eeeeee

    funny!!i will start from tomorrow to yell,and finally in 8 years,7 months and 6 days i will enjoy my goooooooooood cup of coffee!!!but how much do ou have to yell to make somethin boil??that could be useful!
    just joking…funny fact anyway!

  38. 68 carlyyy

    these facts are great!! and, i kinda want to be a pig now….

  39. i fainted that was so cool. no realy i just left the er. i hope this is true

  40. Why does everyone wunna to be a pig? thats gross you rather eat poop and bath with dirt jus to have an orgasm? wow lol swines! Imagine a pig-lion mixed lmaooooo!

    • 71 cecy=)

      hahaha lmao oh god your funny!! thats true why be a nasty fat pig? when you can have your orgasm any time you want and not exacly 30 minutes? haha nice comment haha

  41. 72 Katiee(:

    Hahaa!!! Omgg the pig one if funnnyyyy(:

  42. 73 MaynaRdtroN89

    So Hilarious but cool….

  43. 74 Andy

    i wish id married a sow instead of a cow ha ha

  44. omfg….that just makes me wanna bang someone 2nite….anyone free 4 a appointment?;)

  45. I usually don’t usually post on many another Blogs, yet I just has to say thank you… keep up the amazing work. Ok regrettably its time to get to school.

  46. 78 Natalie

    Omg so im gonna die 6 years before my mum ….. shes alwredy dead thow .. :(

  47. 79 Brandy(:

    lmao wow a pig can last tht long? o3o i wonder if a human can if they tried really hard LMAO! im not testing that XD sombody else can but that’d be weird if they could

  48. 80 Jo

    hahaha very entertaining & educational lol & i agree Lucky pig.

  49. 81 TammyBoo

    personaly i would rather be human! i mean seriously, i would NOT wanna live in slop and dirt 4 my whole life! YUK! but was really entertaining and quite funny…
    BUT IM LEFT HANDED! i hope thats not true coz i dont wanna die b4 my sister! :’(

  50. lofl,if elephants could jump we would have earthquakes more often x_x GOD BLESS YOU

  51. it soooooooooo coolo so lions mate 50 times a day 4 no reasons

  52. 84 Katherine

    did you know that pigs are weird…………… So am i lol :)
    I really loved this website, but it is veryyyyyyy disturbimg but i think its funny

  53. 85 dude

    hey dude…ur coments were funny

  54. 86 Pietman

    “Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump”
    What kind of weird ass animals do you get in your country?

  55. 87 Pietman

    I mean, what kind of weird ass turtles do you get in your country?

  56. Have you ever seen a hippo or a rhino or even a giraffe jump ?

    A giraffe has the tallest orgasm

  57. 89 Nebwin Ragh

    Did you know, Your Mum Will have smaller boobs than here daughter.

    I know what your thinking, A Sick Joke
    But its True!

  58. did`ja also know that the MATCH was invented after the Lighter?!

  59. 91 mhadhu

    all the funny fects were really wonderful especially one about the pig……..

  60. 92 karthi

    hiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  61. Actually I think that the facts are really interesting because I did not know that my tongue is the strongest muscle. I think they didn’t had those facts from themselves. Maybe they looked on the internet for facts and just typed it down as if they already know it. So I think that the facts aren’t true. Except that fact about the elephant. They actually can’t jump. So if you think I’m right, just send me a message on trisha_mensah@yahoo.co.uk.

  62. 94 Kirboski

    I want to be a pig!!!!

  63. 95 Vicky

    these are really helpful!!!!! ;D

  64. 96 LILLY

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL THE PIG!! THAT WAS SOO FUNNY!! YOUR SO FUNNY WHEN YOU KEPT MENTIONING IT x

  65. 97 Sasha

    OINK OINK!!!!!

  66. 99 its mee

    did you kno it takes 465 licks to get to the center of a tootie pop

  67. 100 its mee

    did u kno that im bord lol

  68. 101 Its me

    BLAH DID YOU KNO THAT I NEED A BOY FREIND LOL

  69. 102 its mee

    dont reply to that last message porfaver

  70. 103 its mee

    i gtg sighning off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  71. 104 its mee

    O M G DID YOU KNO I JUST WATCHED NEW MOON AND IT WAS AWSOME GOING 2 C ECLIPES TODAY YAY! i was originly going to the midnight premier yesterday but i feal asleep waiting 4 my freind and turns out they wernt even going to come get me totaly not cool!

  72. 105 its mee

    frosted flakes r more than good their great!…………….lol

  73. 106 its mee

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  74. 107 its mee

    hhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  75. 108 its mee

    srry i talk alot

  76. 110 its mee

    HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!or early 4th of july u kno wat just happy 4th of july DAMN IT! lol

  77. 111 its mee

    bord

  78. 112 its mee

    blah!

  79. 113 its mee

    blah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  80. 114 its mee

    u kno wat y dose no 1 reply?!?

  81. 115 its mee

    did u kno i have 18 freinds onlinhe

  82. 116 its mee

    omg is every guy desprit?

  83. 117 its mee

    omg my friend maybe prego (i have problems)lol

  84. 118 its mee

    fine nobody talk to me

  85. 119 its mee

    im so alone sigh :(

  86. 120 its mee

    :)

  87. 121 its mee

    ^.^

  88. 122 its mee

    ;)

  89. 123 its mee

    :}

  90. 124 its mee

    :]

  91. 125 its mee

    cool i gots a new simbol yay

  92. 126 its mee

    it green!!!!!!!!!!!:)

  93. 127 ITS MEE

    BLAH :)

  94. 128 ITS MEE

    HAHA :)

  95. 129 ITS MEE

    I(

  96. 130 ITS MEE

    sigh

  97. Did you know, The names of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with, e.g. Asia, Europe.

  98. 134 ITS MEE

    did you know u cant sneeze with your eyes open?!?

  99. 135 .

    STFU retards!

  100. 136 Bear

    Contrary to popular belief, lightning travels from the ground upwards not from the sky downwards.

    For more and daily updates, http://www.screwyourbrain.com/did_you_know.php

  101. 137 fucker of all

    who ever reads this comment,I wanna fuck hs sexy sister and suck her cunt, Are u ready……ha ha ha ha haaaaaa

  102. 138 ITS MEE

    Peter (narrating his life): “I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I’d never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.)
    I woke several hours later in a daze.”

  103. 139 ITS MEE

    haha family guy :D

  104. 140 HAHAHA

    I LOVED THIS ITS SO HILARIOUS :D

    I DIDNT KNOW HOW HORNY PIGS WERE SO HORNY UNTIL NOW :O
    IT WAS JUST SO FUNNY I GIVE YOU PROPS FOR WHO WRO

  105. I’m in shock that bears are left-handed! Are they seriously the spawn of the devil? Freaky!

  106. 142 Grernwawl

    why not:)

  107. 143 zac

    the elephant one is not true. the record was broken an eleplant jumped 5 cm off ground

  108. wow! You people really do know how to waste your time on this site!!

  109. those r weird,funny,and interstaing

  110. 147 NiKtotheNaK

    Wow coming here and reading a few of the comments made me realise just how bored I am… O.o shocking

  111. 148 cahippy

    you all a bunch of fat people tht love pigs, fact, pigs will eat humans if they were hungrier enough, its the best way to dispose of fat neighbour next door.

  112. 149 DANIEL

    is that true about left handed people ? ha

  113. 150 CDM

    Hi, my name is christina daisy manning. I am a anatomy teacher and it is true. The tongue really is the strongest muscle.

  114. 151 beniman

    the comments are funnyer than the facts.

  115. WTF , its nott funny when people repeat excesivly about the PIGLET! D:<

  116. Its not true. STOP TALKING ABOUT PIGLET

  117. 154 Gal

    you guys are fighting about fat people…? LOL. i already knew about the cat urine under blacklight cuz my cat was in my room one day sitting in one area for a long time!! haha then the next day my mom bought me a blacklight light cuz had really wanted one and when i put it in, i saw this glowing circle right where my cat was!! Oh Monster>.< (thats my cats name::P)

    • 155 hidden person

      sweet i wasnt sure if thats true or not but since my grandma has 11 cats i could find out easily :P >:P

  118. Did You Knoww? (No Cause Your Stupid ) ; Blahhhh (x

    * A snail can sleep for three years .
    *American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
    *Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
    *The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
    *Most lipstick contains fish scales.
    *I’m really cool :D

  119. 158 joe mamma

    Did you know that kangaroos can’t jump backwards?

  120. 159 darcy

    haha

  121. hey hey, wow this made me crack up!! omg that “Its Me” character was really bored!!!!anyhoo hilarious stuff!!!hahahaha.

  122. 162 megastellla

    I’ll be the female pig you be the male we will do sex in 10 mins whatsay?

  123. 163 NikkiLuffsYew

    hahahah this is so funnnyy!

  124. 164 Presley

    Wow
    dis site is so cool even if its sound strange
    do u know that Michael Jackson is the most famous human being in the world*
    any doubt?

  125. Do u know dat Michael Jackson is the most famous human being,in dis planet?

  126. Mayb that’s y polarbairs r almost xtinkt

  127. 168 Rht Thr

    Lol it wz hilarious guys all the info n ur comments…

  128. 169 andries

    this is stupid

  129. 170 SN

    cool, i like it

    please keep going

  130. Hey! I know, for fact, that the cat’s urine glowing under the black light is true, the girl pray mantis bites off the male’s head, a flea can jump 350 times it’s body length, and a cockroach’s head comes off- it can live for nine days after.

  131. 173 malvika

    i wish humans where also pigs…..:p

  132. 174 miranda

    Haha this is amazing(: i love it

  133. 175 bbooky

    BookGrill – free ebooks
    http://goo.gl/oQ9pI

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  134. 176 hidden person

    its mee dude your awesome :P

  135. Reblogged this on emihackr97.

  136. hahahaha very funny.

  137. All thus arguing I just got on this website its pathetic saying that fat people cant jump…when they can -.- SO GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT AND STOP FIGHTING OVER WEIGHT BTW FAT PPL CAN I REPEAT CAN JUMP :/

  138. y do u post it as did u know if u dont no its true???????????????

  139. 181 I LOVE U

    i love u its me as u said if u want a boy freind i need a girlfreind lol i guess we are on the same side, this blog seems to be more chat than a fuckin non-intresting ideas or what ever it is i love u itsmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    lol and that was me,ill speak some spanish,ill see if i can make it alive,porque jo quero vivire nooooo amandose quero vorar ,,,,,,,,, what ever i love u by the way

  140. 182 walter

    guys jus shut the f*** up by the way did you know a crocodile cant sick out its tongue or move it otherwise

  141. I would not touch a crocodile)))

  142. 185 walter

    did you knw pigs cant physically look at the sun

  143. In the zoo wanted to pat … However he did not bite (thank God), but pretty scared!

  144. 187 yoperson

    wow. =D

  145. all fat people should blow there fat fucking heads off, pieces of shit!!!


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